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		<title>Blender Defender</title>
		<link>http://witchytech.com/2008/10/21/blender-defender/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2008 14:06:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Witchy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dang Cats!  Trying to be healthy and creative and grow your own herbs and what happens? As soon as your back is turned, the cats jump up on the counter and start digging and munching!  What can you do?  You can&#8217;t guard your herbs every minute&#8230; or CAN you? Check out how this clever person [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dang Cats!  Trying to be healthy and creative and grow your own herbs and what happens? As soon as your back is turned, the cats jump up on the counter and start digging and munching!  What can you do?  You can&#8217;t guard your herbs every minute&#8230; or CAN you?</p>
<p>Check out how this clever person used a motion detector, a blender, and a strobe light to teach those cats that counter plants are NOT for *nom*!  <a href="http://plasma2002.com/blenderdefender/">The Blender Defender</a>!</p>
<p>(also posted on <a href="http://densaville.com/homepage/">Densaville.com</a>)</p>
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		<title>24-Hour Comic Day- A Lego Comic!</title>
		<link>http://witchytech.com/2008/10/17/24-hour-comic-day-a-lego-comic/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Oct 2008 14:56:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Witchy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A few years ago, I nearly killed myself by participating in the 2006 24-Hour Comic Challenge. The challenge is to make a complete 24-page comic, or 100-panel webcomic, in one 24 hour period. (Here is the result of my labors.) Around this same time, I met a fellow comicker named &#8220;Fesworks&#8221; on various comic forums [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A few years ago, I nearly killed myself by participating in the 2006 24-Hour Comic Challenge. The challenge is to make a complete 24-page comic, or 100-panel webcomic, in one 24 hour period. (<a href="http://lifesawitch.comicgenesis.com/24hourcomic/24HourComic1.html" target="_blank">Here is the result of my labors.</a>)</p>
<p>Around this same time, I met a fellow comicker named &#8220;Fesworks&#8221; on various comic forums I frequent.  He is amazing. He not only does <a href="http://fesandernst.com/" target="_blank">his own comics</a>, he does <a href="http://www.ardracomic.com/" target="_blank">artwork for other comic writers</a>,  hosts a <a href="http://webcomicbeacon.com/" target="_blank">webcomics podcast</a> with other comickers, contributes to <a href="http://www.infendo.com/" target="_blank">Infendo.com</a> (a Nintendo site! YAY!) and is always supportive and encouraging to those of us who dip our toes into the webcomic world.</p>
<p>Fesworks has stepped up to this year&#8217;s 24-Hour Comic Challenge in a big way. He is going to make a LEGO comic!  A LEGO comic means that instead of drawing panels, he will build scenes and characters out of LEGOs, photograph them, and present the photos in a sequential (comic) story! WOW!</p>
<p>Fesworks is starting his 24-hours this afternoon at <a title="See what time this is in YOUR timezone." href="http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?month=10&amp;day=17&amp;year=2008&amp;hour=15&amp;min=0&amp;sec=0&amp;p1=66" target="_blank">3PM Eastern time</a>.  He has set up <a href="http://www.fesworks.com/LEGO/" target="_blank">THIS WEBPAGE </a>to allow us to watch his progress.  Please stop by and see how it&#8217;s going!  If you use Twitter, you can f<a href="http://twitter.com/fesworks" target="_blank">ollow Fesworks on Twitter</a>.</p>
<p>Go, Fesworks!</p>
<p>(cross posted from <a href="http://densaville.com/homepage/" target="_blank">Densaville.com</a>)</p>
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		<title>Car vs. Computer, pt. 2</title>
		<link>http://witchytech.com/2008/09/03/car-vs-computer-pt-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2008 15:56:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Witchy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This quote is attributed to Bill Gates: If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1000 MPG. Could this be in response to Cringley? (See Car vs. Computer)]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This quote is attributed to Bill Gates:</p>
<blockquote><p><strong>If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1000 MPG.</strong></p></blockquote>
<p>Could this be in response to Cringley?</p>
<p>(See <a href="http://witchytech.com/2008/03/27/car-vs-computer/">Car vs. Computer</a>)</p>
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		<title>What is&#8230; GOOGLE?</title>
		<link>http://witchytech.com/2008/08/26/what-is-google/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 17:20:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Witchy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I bet you have heard the word &#8220;google&#8221; many times.. either in your travels on the web or in the news. But what IS &#8220;google&#8221; exactly? Why it is one of the most useful tools on the internet, that&#8217;s what! And it&#8217;s EASY to use! Want to know more? Then read on! &#8220;Google&#8221; is an [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="size-thumbnail wp-image-63 alignleft" title="googlelogo" src="http://witchytech.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/googlelogo-150x59.gif" alt="" width="150" height="59" />I bet you have heard the word &#8220;google&#8221; many times.. either in your travels on the web or <a href="http://news.google.com/news?hl=en&amp;client=firefox-a&amp;rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&amp;hs=Ze1&amp;resnum=4&amp;cd=1&amp;nolr=1&amp;q=google&amp;btnG=Search" target="_blank">in the news</a>.  But what IS &#8220;google&#8221; exactly? Why it is one of the most useful tools on the internet, that&#8217;s what!  And it&#8217;s EASY to use! Want to know more?  Then read on!<br />
<span id="more-62"></span>&#8220;Google&#8221; is an internet search engine. It works just like the search function in your computer, in your documents and in your websites:  you type in what you are looking for and it searches.  The google results look like a list of links with a few lines of info (click the &#8220;in the news&#8221; link above to see).</p>
<p>To use Google, go to <a href="http://www.google.com/">google.com</a> and type in what you are looking for and click the &#8220;Google Search&#8221; button.  A listing of websites which contain the information you&#8217;re looking for will show.  Just click on the website in the list that is most likely to answer your query.</p>
<p>Rather than reinvent the wheel, I would like to direct you to <a href="http://www.googleguide.com/">Google Guide</a>, a website devoted to teaching people how to use Google.  If you are a total beginner, click the &#8220;Novices Click Here&#8221; button.  The basic what&#8217;s and how-to&#8217;s are explained in a nice tutorial.</p>
<p>An example search:  I would like to know what an &#8220;RSS feed&#8221; is.  I go to Google.com and type in &#8220;RSS feed&#8221; and click the &#8220;Google Search&#8221; button.  <a href="http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&amp;q=RSS+feed&amp;btnG=Google+Search">This page lists my search results</a>.  As you can see,  there are several sites to choose from which explain RSS!</p>
<p>Google is not the only search engine out there, it&#8217;s not even the first search engine on the internet!  But it is definitely the biggest.  In fact, the verb &#8220;google&#8221; has come to mean &#8220;look up something on the internet&#8221; no matter which search engine you use!</p>
<p>FYI, some other search engines are: <a href="http://search.yahoo.com/">Yahoo Search</a>, <a href="http://www.live.com/">MSN search</a>, <a href="http://www.ask.com/?o=10181">Ask</a>&#8230;If you want to see more, look up &#8220;search engine&#8221; in a search engine!</p>
<blockquote><p><img class="size-full wp-image-56 alignleft" style="margin-left: 5px; margin-right: 5px;" title="Witchy" src="http://witchytech.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/witchy.png" alt="Witchy" width="58" height="50" /><span style="font-style: italic;">Witchy Says</span>:  Since different search engines seek and sort results in different ways, you can sometimes find information on one that you can&#8217;t find on another.  There are engines (programs) that search the same terms in several search engines at once! If you are having trouble finding something, try <a title="Dogpile search engine" href="http://www.dogpile.com/" target="_blank">Dogpile.com</a>&#8230; it will give you results from Google, Yahoo, MSN and ASK at once!</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Car vs. Computer</title>
		<link>http://witchytech.com/2008/03/27/car-vs-computer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2008 19:14:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Witchy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A reader sent me this and I thought it was funny. &#8220;If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.&#8221; &#8211; Robert X. Cringely Thanks, Juanita!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A reader sent me this and I thought it was funny.</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.&#8221;    &#8211; <a href="http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/782.html">Robert X. Cringely</a></p></blockquote>
<p>Thanks, Juanita!</p>
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		<title>Technology&#8211;Not Just for the Delicate Cycle Anymore.</title>
		<link>http://witchytech.com/2007/11/20/technology-not-just-for-the-delicate-cycle-anymore/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Nov 2007 16:59:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Witchy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My husband, Mr. Wonderful, was helping me to get the house ready for Thanksgiving and decided to tackle Mount Laundry.  On one load, I heard this *thunk thunk thunk* in the dryer and I asked him what was in there.  He said it was his jeans, so the thunking was probably the buttons hitting against [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My husband, Mr. Wonderful, was helping me to get the house ready for Thanksgiving and decided to tackle Mount Laundry.  On one load, I heard this *thunk thunk thunk* in the dryer and I asked him what was in there.  He said it was his jeans, so the thunking was probably the buttons hitting against the side as it tumbled.  Husband wasn&#8217;t worried, so I wasn&#8217;t either.  I had other stuff to worry about anyway.</p>
<p>A little while later, Mr. Wonderful decided to go pick up the kids from school for me.  He went to get his keys and came back saying, &#8220;Have you seen my cellphone?&#8221;<span id="more-29"></span></p>
<p>You guessed it!  Mr. Wonderful didn&#8217;t empty out the pockets of his jeans and his cellphone had now been washed and dried!  *blub blub blub*<br />
Mr. Wonderful took the back off the cellphone and took out the battery and let it dry out overnight.  This morning, he put the phone back together and tested it out.  Wouldn&#8217;t you know? It worked! At least, he can call home and I can call him, which is the main thing.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s not anywhere near &#8220;good as new&#8221;&#8230; he can&#8217;t &#8220;lock&#8221; the keys to keep from accidentally dialing out, for example&#8230; I was completely surprised that it worked at all.  You hear so much about the delicacy of the microchips and connections.</p>
<p>In case you are interested, Mr. Wonderful&#8217;s cellphone is a two-year old Nokia.</p>
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		<title>B.O.O.K.&#8211;&#8221;Bio-Optic Organized Knowledge&#8221; device</title>
		<link>http://witchytech.com/2007/11/11/book-bio-optic-organized-knowledge-device/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Nov 2007 19:25:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Witchy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A reader of Witchy Tech saw the video about adjusting to new technology in the Middle Ages and was reminded of B.O.O.K., the Bio-Optic Organized Knowledge device.  This is hilarious and I knew Witchy Tech readers would appreciate it too.   ~ BOOK ~ Introducing the new Bio-Optic Organized Knowledge device, trade-named-BOOK. BOOK is a revolutionary [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A reader of <em>Witchy Tech</em> saw the <a href="http://witchytech.com/2007/11/08/the-latest-thing/" title="The Latest Thing" target="_blank">video about adjusting to new technology in the Middle Ages</a><br />
and was reminded of B.O.O.K., the Bio-Optic Organized Knowledge device.  This is hilarious and I knew <em>Witchy Tech</em> readers would appreciate it too.   <span id="more-9"></span> ~ BOOK ~</p>
<p>Introducing the new Bio-Optic Organized Knowledge device, trade-named-BOOK.</p>
<p>BOOK is a revolutionary breakthrough in technology: no wires, no electric circuits, no batteries, nothing to be connected or switched on. It&#8217;s so easy to use, even a child can operate it. Compact and portable, it can be used anywhere-even sitting in an armchair by the fire-yet it is powerful enough to hold as much information as a CD- ROM disc.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s how it works:<br />
BOOK is constructed of sequentially numbered sheets of paper (recyclable), each capable of holding thousands of bits of information. The pages are locked together with a custom-fit device called a binder which keeps the sheets in their correct sequence.</p>
<p>Opaque Paper Technology (OPT) allows manufacturers to use both sides of the sheet, doubling the information density and cutting costs. Experts are divided on the prospects for further increases in information density; for now, BOOKS with more information simply use more pages. Each sheet is scanned optically, registering information directly into your brain. A flick of the finger takes you to the next sheet.</p>
<p>BOOK never crashes or requires rebooting, though, like other devices, it can become damaged if coffee is spilled on it and it becomes unusable if dropped too many times on a hard surface. The &#8220;browse&#8221; feature allows you to move instantly to any sheet, and move forward or backward as you wish. Many come with an &#8220;index&#8221; feature, which pinpoints the exact location of any selected information for instant retrieval.</p>
<p>An optional &#8220;Bookmark&#8221; accessory allows you to open BOOK to the exact place you left it in a previous session-even if the BOOK has been closed. Bookmarks fit universal design standards; thus, a single Bookmark can be used in BOOKs by various manufacturers. Conversely, numerous BOOK markers can be used in a single BOOK if the user wants to store numerous views at once. The number is limited only by the number of pages in the BOOK.</p>
<p>You can also make personal notes next to BOOK text entries with optional programming tools, Portable Erasable Nib Cryptic Intercommunication Language Styli (PENCILS). Portable, durable, and affordable, BOOK is being hailed as a precursor of a new entertainment wave. BOOK&#8217;s appeal seems so certain that thousands of content creators have committed to the platform and investors are reportedly flocking to invest.</p>
<p>Look for a flood of new titles soon.</p>
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		<title>The Latest Thing</title>
		<link>http://witchytech.com/2007/11/08/the-latest-thing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2007 20:53:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Witchy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When something is new, most people do not have a lot of confidence in it.. or in themselves WITH it. As you can see from the video below, tech support throughout the ages has been helping us adjust. I hope Witchy Tech can be your tech support and help you adjust to modern living.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When something is new, most people do not have a lot of confidence in it.. or in themselves WITH it.  As you can see from the video below, tech support throughout the ages has been helping us adjust.  I hope Witchy Tech can be your tech support and help you adjust to modern living.<br />
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