B.O.O.K.–”Bio-Optic Organized Knowledge” device
A reader of Witchy Tech saw the video about adjusting to new technology in the Middle Ages
and was reminded of B.O.O.K., the Bio-Optic Organized Knowledge device. This is hilarious and I knew Witchy Tech readers would appreciate it too. ~ BOOK ~
Introducing the new Bio-Optic Organized Knowledge device, trade-named-BOOK.
BOOK is a revolutionary breakthrough in technology: no wires, no electric circuits, no batteries, nothing to be connected or switched on. It’s so easy to use, even a child can operate it. Compact and portable, it can be used anywhere-even sitting in an armchair by the fire-yet it is powerful enough to hold as much information as a CD- ROM disc.
Here’s how it works:
BOOK is constructed of sequentially numbered sheets of paper (recyclable), each capable of holding thousands of bits of information. The pages are locked together with a custom-fit device called a binder which keeps the sheets in their correct sequence.
Opaque Paper Technology (OPT) allows manufacturers to use both sides of the sheet, doubling the information density and cutting costs. Experts are divided on the prospects for further increases in information density; for now, BOOKS with more information simply use more pages. Each sheet is scanned optically, registering information directly into your brain. A flick of the finger takes you to the next sheet.
BOOK never crashes or requires rebooting, though, like other devices, it can become damaged if coffee is spilled on it and it becomes unusable if dropped too many times on a hard surface. The “browse” feature allows you to move instantly to any sheet, and move forward or backward as you wish. Many come with an “index” feature, which pinpoints the exact location of any selected information for instant retrieval.
An optional “Bookmark” accessory allows you to open BOOK to the exact place you left it in a previous session-even if the BOOK has been closed. Bookmarks fit universal design standards; thus, a single Bookmark can be used in BOOKs by various manufacturers. Conversely, numerous BOOK markers can be used in a single BOOK if the user wants to store numerous views at once. The number is limited only by the number of pages in the BOOK.
You can also make personal notes next to BOOK text entries with optional programming tools, Portable Erasable Nib Cryptic Intercommunication Language Styli (PENCILS). Portable, durable, and affordable, BOOK is being hailed as a precursor of a new entertainment wave. BOOK’s appeal seems so certain that thousands of content creators have committed to the platform and investors are reportedly flocking to invest.
Look for a flood of new titles soon.
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Comments
LOL! I liked the accessories. Particularly “Portable Erasable Nib Cryptic Intercommunication Language Styli (PENCILS).”
That is hysterical, Witchy! (You need to let your friends know when you are starting a new project like this!)
HAHAH! I did! With my little linky, linky! Thanks for checking it out, Puddin’! Feel free to send me anything you think will apply to folks making the transition from the old ways to the new!
Hilarious, Witchy. Thank you! I hope BOOK will be available online soon.